A woman was killed in Ripley County, Missouri, when her motorcycle hit a deer. But hunters killed 2,858 deer in the county this year, so the deer are still behind.
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Colorado will no longer check to see if people who get special licence plates for the descendants of pioneers are really the descendants of pioneers.
Coming up next, who really came over on the Mayflower?
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A man who set out water jugs in the Arizona desert for Mexicans crossing into the U.S. was convicted of littering.
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No good deed shall go unpunished.
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A burglar armed with meat cleavers asked Los Angeles County Sheriff's Deputies to kill him.
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So they did.
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China executed a holding company chairman for embezzling a mere $14.6 million. Don'cha think Bernie Madoff is glad to be an American?
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This woman's got to get the narcissist of the year award.
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Betty Lichtenstein worked as a registered nurse in Connecticut. She paid for her own awards ceremony to receive the Connecticut Nursing Association's "Nurse of the Year" award.
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But it turns out that she didn't really win the award, there's no such association, and Betty's not really a nurse.
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It seems that cows kill about 20 people a year in the U.S., according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
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But given the number of cows killed by people each year, the cows are still behind.
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