OOPS

At her swearing-in on Monday, Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin promised to "support, obey and offend" the constitution. 

She's not alone. 

Presidents Barack Obama, Calvin Coolidge and Chester A. Arthur also managed to mangle their oaths of office.

QUOTATION OF THE DAY

"I think that governor's phone is broke.  He hadn't (sic) called yet."

-- The last words of convicted killer Jeffery David Matthews, executed last night at the Oklahoma State Penitentiary.

OOPS!

Salman Taseer, governor of Pakistan's Punjab province, received so many death threats that he never traveled without a bodyguard. 

In fact, it was his bodyguard who finally assassinated him yesterday.