The Vienna Divorce Fair on Saturday was a one stop shopping place for those about to split the sheets. Services included:

• Detectives for hostile breakups.
• Paternity testing for really hostile breakups.
• Real estate agents for those who agree to split the property.
• Mediators for those who don't agree.
• Conflict management for those who really don't agree.
• Social workers for those who just can't decide.
• The Roman Catholic Church for those who prefer annulments.
• Makeovers for women back on the make.
• Dating services for women not making it.
• Lawyers. Lots of lawyers.