Just in time for the presidential campaign the book Target: Caught in the Crosshairs of Bill and Hillary Clinton by Kathleen Willey, published by World Ahead, in which the author reveals that...

• President Clinton sexually assaulted her in the Oval Office.
• Her husband was murdered on the same day. "They" said it was suicide.
• Her husband had shady financial dealings with the Clintons.
• Hillary hired a detective to kill her cats.
• Hillary was late in paying the detective's bill.
• A mysterious burglar broke into her home and stole only the manuscript of this book. Luckily, she had another copy.
• The Clintons have an army of secret police.
• Bill is an exiled ruler from the planet Zanfoort and Hillary is an escapee from an evil alternate universe. They have come to Earth to steal our living essence and use it to build an invincible army of daemons with which to take over the galaxy and remake it in their image.

OK, I just made up that last one.