Coming to Branson, Missouri, Noah - The Musical, featuring:

• 40 actors*
• live animals
• camels - horses - llamas - dogs - birds - and more
• 2 of each, of course
• two million watts of lighting
• surround sound
• football field size stage
• four story ark

The Bible just doesn't get any better than this.

*Only eight actors make it onto the ark, of course.