Just in time for Hanukkah, there's the kosher cell phone.

Rates are two cents per minute six days a week, but $2.44 per minute on the sabbath -- to discourage you from phoning on the day of rest.

The phone won't text message, take pictures or connect to the Internet -- to protect you from temptation.

And the phone blocks more than 10,000 numbers for phone sex and dating, to protect you from -- well, to protect you from phone sex and dating.