Tradition can come back to haunt you.

It's a yearly tradition for the president to invite winners of Nobel prizes to the White House.

Even when a winner is the guy you stole the election from.

And that's how Al Gore came to be sharing a photo-op with the president in the Oval Office.

It was enough to send the Vice President into atrial fibrillation.

Al Gore had a 40 minute private meeting with George Bush. Gore says they spent the entire time discussing global warming.

Right.

And at the end of the day, doctors shocked Dick Cheny's heart back to life. There's no truth to the rumor that the procedure took place in a mountaintop castle, and involved lightning.

He's alive! He's alive!