Wednesday, December 23, 2009

ZAT YOU SANTA CLAUS?

A man dressed as Santa Claus robbed the SunTrust Bank in Hermitage, Tennessee. Witnesses described him as a fat man with a beard wearing a red suit.

"His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow."

Anyone with information should contact the FBI Violent Crimes Task Force. Tipsters remain anonymous and qualify for a cash reward.

(The Tennessean)

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