Wednesday, December 30, 2009

THE HUNTER AND THE HUNTED

Bear hunting season just ended in Kentucky. No bears were killed.

No hunters died either, so the final score is zero-zero.

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Two Oklahoma men are charged with shooting 13 head of cattle. The men say they shot the cattle because they couldn't find any deer.

At least they had a reason.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cattle and dariy cows are great noble beasts to hunt. They are clever as well as quite wily.

Did the hunters dress up like farmers so they could get close enough to get clean shots? Were they shot in or outside the barn?

Were the hunter's parents first or second cousins?

If you could provide some additional detail it would be greatly appreciated.

Dr. Morocco

Marc Sherman said...

Dr. Morocco --

After extensive research I can answer your questions.

I don't know, I don't know, it's extremely possible.

As always, I welcome and appreciate your comments.