GREATLY EXAGGERATED

Despite what you may have read on the Internet, note the following:

• Jeff Goldblum did not fall to his death off the Kauri Cliffs in New Zealand while making a movie.
• Natalie Portman did not go off the same cliff.
• Harrison Ford did not go down in a capsized yacht in St-Tropez.
• George Clooney did not crash his private plane in Colorado.
• Miley Cyrus did not die in a car crash.
• Rick Astley was not found dead in a Berlin hotel.
• Britney Spears did not die in a car crash with a pretzel van.
• Ellen DeGeneres is still alive.
• Louie Anderson is still alive.

However, Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, Karl Malden, Robert McNamara, Billy Mays, Gale Storm and Oscar Meyer are still dead.