THE WOMAN MADE HIM DO IT

Sirhan Sirhan, convicted of assassinating Robert Kennedy before a roomful of witnesses, has finally explained what happened that day in 1968.

In new legal papers his lawyers have filed in court, Sirhan says a woman in a polka-dot dress used mind control on him. Besides, Sirhan says, none of his bullets killed Kennedy; he was just a diversion for the real shooter.

So, then, I guess that explains it.