AND TWO CAKES, TWO CHOIRS, ONE WEDDING RING, A ROLLS, A BENTLEY, AN ORGANIST...

Today is the long awaited wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, featuring:

• 2 billion (estimated) TV viewers.
• 10,000 canapes
• 7,000 reporters.
• 1,900 wedding guests.
• 650 reception guests.
• 300 dinner/dance guests.
• 200 horses with soldiers
• 18 royal horses.
• 8 members of the bridal party.
• 7 RAF aircraft in a fly-by.
• 5 horse-drawn carriages.
• 2 trumpet fanfare teams.
• 1 official harpist.
• And a partridge in a pear tree.

(I'm just kidding about that last one. But you never know.)