Sunday, April 17, 2011

GETTING INTIMATE WITH THE TSA


I got felt up on my way to Chicago. The airport security man touched me everywhere. But I can't complain.

No, really. I can't complain.

The latest TSA guidelines for screeners say if you complain, you could be a terrorist.

A legal counsel for the ACLU explains it this way. "It's circular reasoning where, you know, I'm going to ask someone to 'surrender their rights; if they refuse, that's evidence that I need to take their rights away from them. And it's simply inappropriate."

That having been said, the general rule should be to never piss off someone who can give you a forcible cavity search.

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