Wednesday, November 24, 2010

LAW AND ORDER

The Roselle Park, New Jersey city council has banned people from sleeping in cars, parks, and public places. 

The law applies to rich and poor alike.

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Boise, Idaho police arrested a woman who was feeling up other woman in bars by impersonating a plastic surgeon and giving breast exams.

On my best night I could not have pulled off that line.

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University of New Mexico campus cops ticketed a vehicle three times before they noticed the dead driver in the front seat,

The upside:  She won't have to pay the parking fines.

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Los Angeles will help homeless people who live in their cars to find overnight parking.

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