I FEEL THE EARTH MOVE, PART TWO

Now that a Muslim cleric has settled the issue of what causes earthquakes (promiscuous women), it's time to look at what caused the Icelandic volcano.

It's the gays and the pagans.

The Association of Orthodox Experts, a Russian Christian group, says the eruption is a manifestation of God's anger.

The group issued a statement saying, “Is not Europe increasingly departing from its Christian heritage? Does it not see that the eruption of the Icelandic volcano, and the appearance of its paralysing ash clouds, is a stern warning from God against their ‘advanced’ society?”

Iceland "has recently become a center of European neo-paganism of Aryan occult kind, which has Nazi character"

(The Association of European Traditional Religions, which is uniting with the World Pagan Association and the International Pagan Alliance, has its headquarters in Iceland.)

“A sizable number of members of the European Parliament proposed that all states represented on the Council of Europe should have mandatory classes in schools to teach about the sexual behaviour of homosexuals. Has formerly-Christian Europe forgotten the Scriptures, and, accordingly, the fate of Sodom and Gomorrah?”

At least they're not blaming it on the Jews.