The Catholic church is asking Anglicans to become Catholics.
It's specifically targeting Anglicans who are fed up with gay priests and same sex unions: you know, all that homo stuff.
Even married Anglican priests can become Catholic priests and keep their wives. It's not clear to me, however, if they'll be allowed to keep having sex with their wives.
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Do you ever wonder if those TSA screeners at the airport who search your checked luggage sometimes steal stuff? The answer is: Yes, sometimes they do.
The latest was a TSA screener at Philadelphia International Airport, who was caught with more laptops than a guy should have.
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Forget about the pig flu and the bird flu. There's a new flu in town.
The dog flu.
It's the H3N8 virus. You can't catch it from dogs. In fact, you can't catch it at all. But dogs can catch it from each other.
Is your dog sneezing, sniffling, coughing or lethargic? It may have H3N8. It's 5% fatal.
There is a dog flu vaccine. It costs $45. Your insurance may not cover it.
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Here's a gift suggestion for the guy who has everything except a penile extender with "comfort strap" technology: a penile extender with "comfort strap" technology from X4 Labs.
Prices start at $200 dollars and go on up depending on options, like a silicone harness, hybrid support system and solid gold construction. Financing is available starting at $50 a month. And there is a 180 day growth guarantee on some models.
Accessories are also available, including a penis ring, plunger pump, prostate massager, mahogany storage box, travel bag and a t-shirt to "let others know that you are just bigger and better than them."
A Saudi businessman recently ordered his in 24 karat gold studded with diamonds and rubies.
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Guess you'd have to call the item studded with diamonds and rubies a Saudi Tickler.
If you can't afford that, the T-shirt might go over well at your local watering hole.
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