Just in time for Valentine's day, stuff for the unloved one.

• From American Greetings Corp, a card that reads, "Roses are red, and green is the clover, I'll be so glad when this day is over. Crappy Valentines Day."
• From Cafe Press, a T-shirt that reads, "Love is like a box of chocolates. It's sweet at first, and then you wanna puke!"
• From Bittersweets, the Valentine's Candy for the Rest of Us," little chalky candy hearts with messages like, "PRENUP OK?" and "DO MY DISHES."

And keeping with this Valentine's Day sentiment, The Oklahoman newspaper published a front page story on how to run a background check on your sweetie, including web links to court and prison records.

Happy Valentine's Day, or whatever.