What would Christmas be without Christmas music on the radio? Here are some of the new Christmas albums out this year.

• Yo, It's Christmas from the Yo Yo Kids with Trick Out the Tree and North Pole Homies.
• Oh Santa! New and Used Holiday Classics from The Moaners, featuring Something Funny in Santa's Lap.
• Monster Ballads Christmas from Faster Pussycat featuring Silent Night.
• And Christmas For All! The Holiday Tribute to Metallica from the Santa Claus Naughty But Nice Orchestra featuring For Whom the Bell Tolls.
• The Flesh Eating Rollerskate from Psychostick featuring Holiday Hate, Jolly Old Sadist and Jingle Bell Metal.
• A Dan Band Christmas from The Dan Band featuring I Wanna Rock U Hard This Xmas, Please Don't Bomb Nobody This Holiday and Christmakwanzakah.
• The Secret of Christmas from the Captain and Tennille featuring I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.

Ah yes, there's nothing like the traditional sounds of Christmas, and these are nothing like the traditional sounds of Christmas.