French President Nicolas Sarkozy, divorced from second wife of eleven years, Cecilia Sarkozy, who was nine months pregnant when she married her first husband, and took up with Nicolas when he was still married to someone else, is now going with supermodel/singer Carla Bruni (who says, I'm monogamous from time to time but I prefer polygamy and polyandry") who used to date Mick Jagger, Eric Clapton, Donald Trump and had a child with the French philosopher Bernard-Henri LevyRaphael, who was married to philosopher Raphael Enthoven (whose previous wife, novelist Justine Levy, once referred to Bruni as "Beautiful and bionic, with the look of a killer."), after an affair with his father, John Paul.

This all may make more sense if you draw up a flow-chart.