Those killer pot pies are no more.

ConAgra recalled $30 million worth of Banquet pot pies after 272 pie-eaters got salmonella poisoning.

So Banquet changed the cooking instructions. Now, they say, cook them longer. Problem solved.

The old pies had a sticker on the box that read, "Ready in 4 minutes." ConAgra says the stickers were just for marketing purposes.

Evidently they were not to be taken literally.

Who knew?