Monday, September 5, 2011

NO SQUIRTING, WE'RE IRANIAN

Iran has banned squirt guns.

When a good natured water fight broke out at a Tehran water park, police raided the place and arrested dozens of young men and women. Security forces are still tracking others down. Seventeen more people were arrested at a water park in the city of Bandar Abbas. Agents are searching toy stores for the source of the guns. Water warriors are being forced to confess on TV.

The Fars News Agency, a mouthpiece for Iran's Revolutionary guards, claims Zionists and Americans are instigating the squirt gun fights.

Tehran's police chief promises, "Police will deal forcefully with park violators who are threatening the security and peace of our society."

And lawmaker Hossein Ibrahimi adds, "These events are a disgrace to our revolution. Our security forces and judiciary must stop the spreading of these morally corrupt actions."

(WSJ)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

We here in the US should take notice of some of the dangerous practices here amoung us and certainly with our youth. Who knows where careless use of squirt guns could lead. Kids running around wearing their pants so their underwear shows. Girls putting make up on, dressing as prostitutes, boys playing pool and that is Pool with a capital P. They might start drinking alchololic beverages, smoking pot, that is pot with a capital P. Having unsupervised sexual relations outside the vows of marriage.

The important thing is to find out not only why the Zionists are encouraging this behavior, but to also find out why we are doing this to oursleves. We are going to hell in a hand bag.

Dr. Morocco