Wednesday, January 6, 2010

INSECURITY

A taxiing Northwest Airlines plane returned to the gate at Miami International Airport after a passenger named Mohammad shouted, "I want to kill all the Jews."

As the prophet (not that prophet, I mean the one who wrote Ecclesiastes.) said, there's a time for everything. But that time is probably not while taxiing in a Northwest Airlines plane.

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Due to new security rules, the airline pilot is not allowed to tell passengers where they are. All you need to know is that you're on an airplane ... somewhere.

This rule comes directly from the TSA.

Passengers will still, however, be allowed to look out the windows.

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The hypocrisy of the week award goes to the Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Services which has banned -- for security reasons -- clothing that obscures the face, including face veils, burqas and niqabs. But a college spokesman assures us the policy ''is not directed to any group or individual. It applies to all students and faculty.''

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