Tuesday, November 24, 2009

DON'T KICK A JEW

It was “kick a Jew day” at Florida's North Naples Middle School.

And a great time was had until someone went and kicked a Jew.

Ten people, actually. And one Jew -- a girl, yet.

The ten students were suspended. The Jew was not seriously hurt.

Still, it was a break from all those other days when the Goyem just kick each other.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Kicking Jews is rude. Kicking anybody is rude. Giving swirlies to people is rude. Locking people in closets was rude. Placing made up love notes in lockers was rude.

I was suspended for putting saran wrap on the 2nd floor mens room teachers toilet. The vice principal thought it was rude. Actually more than rude.

Flushing the toliet repeatedly in a public rest room while the guy next to you is on the phone with a client is fun. Talking on the phone with someone while taking a crap is rude.

There are so many fun things you can do to people without seriously hurting them or being too mean. One of my favorites was to convince somebody the principal wanted to see them and then watch them go into the office.

We didnt have many Jews in school so they were not good candidates for very long.

Fortunately my pals and I were equal opportunity tormentors. Putting signs on peoples backs was great fun.

Mindy was Jewish, nobody wanted to be mean to Mindy. Everybody liked Mindy, Mindy was a gracious and generous friend to all the boys.

I hope there is no Kick the Jew day next year.

Dr. Morocco