Like mosquitoes on an elephant, five Iranian speedboats harassed three U.S. warships in the Strait of Hormuz.

It happened Sunday morning in international waters. The speedboats were part of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. The Iranians threatened to blow up the U.S. ships. No shots were fired.

The Pentagon said it was a dangerous provocation. The Iranian foreign ministry said they were just trying to "identify" the U.S. ships.

What's to identify? They're big! They're the size of freaking warships! They say U.S. on the side! Next question!