A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food."

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" And the grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Bob?"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, is this some kind of joke?"