Here are some yuks from the presidential candidates.

Hillary Clinton, at a forum on faith --
Q: What do you pray for?
A: "Oh Lord, why can't you help me lose weight."

Mike Huckabee, at a debate --
Q: How long did God take to create the world?
A: "I don't know. I wasn't there."

Barak Obama, on deciding to run --
"I did what I often do when I'm confronted with a difficult decision. I prayed on it. Amen. And then I asked my wife. Amen. And, after consulting these two higher powers..."

Mitt and Ann Romney, on the stump --
Mitt: "Ann, did you ever in your wildest dreams think I'd be here?"
Ann: "Mitt, you weren't IN my wildest dreams."

Mitt Romney, Mormon, at a St. Patrick's Day breakfast in 2005 --
"I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman ... and a woman ... and a woman."

Jay Leno, on the Tonight Show, asked John Edwards why he and Elizabeth ate at Wendy's on their wedding anniversary.
A: "You can't spend money on food when you're spending money on haircuts."

Homer Huckabee, at an MSNBC debate --

"We've had a Congress that's spent money like John Edwards at a beauty shop."

John McCain, on his campaign troubles --
"In the words of Chairman Mao, 'It's always darkest before it's totally black."

Rudy Guiliani at a CNN debate after lightning momentarily knocked out his microphone while he was answering a question about his differences with Catholic Bishops --
"For someone who went to parochial school his whole life, this is a very frightening thing."

John Edwards, at the You Tube debate, asked to name something he doesn't like about Hillary Clinton --
"I'm not sure about that coat."

Joe Biden, asked what he liked about Dennis Kucinich --
"Dennis, the thing I like best about you is your wife."

Bada-boom.

(USA Today)