The Colorado General Assembly has chosen a new official state song. It's John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High." But state senators insist the song is about a natural high. It has nothing to do with drugs. Or illegal substances. Or anything like that. Nothing at all. Absolutely not.

This is Colorado's second official state song. The other one is "Where the Columbines Grow." But this one has nothing to do with shootings. Or school. Or anything like that. Nothing at all. Absolutely not.