THE SON ALSO RISES

In a 40 minute finger-wagging televised speech, Colonel Moammar Gadhafi's son, Seif al-Islam Gaddafi, blamed the Libyan revolution on:

• Islamists
• the media
• thugs
• drunks
• drug addicts
• Egyptians
• Tunisians
• Americans
• Europeans

Notably, Qadaffi did not blame:

• space aliens
• floride in the drinking water
• his father

(How do you spell Kadafi? Any way you want.)