IN POLITICS...

Oklahomans will choose a new governor on Tuesday.

A headline in last Sunday's Tulsa World read, "OKLAHOMA'S NEXT GOVERNOR FACES MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS."

So no matter who is elected, they're gonna' go nuts.

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Also on the ballot, State Question 755 would ban Sharia law in Oklahoma.

That should put an end to all the local stonings and beheadings we've been hearing about lately.

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