Wednesday, March 24, 2010

CRIME STORIES

A Florida woman was asleep in bed when a stranger broke into the house, threw a $20 bill at her and demanded sex.

She managed to chase the man out of the house. Police arrested him and the woman kept the $20.

I love happy endings.

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Minnesota police arrested a naked man who running through traffic on I-35. The man told them that he was the devil, he had killed God and he had the code to heaven.

The man is in jail. The whereabouts of God are not known.

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A man who falsely claimed to be a cop backed into another car on a Chicago street on Friday. But the car he backed into was driven by a real cop, who arrested him.

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