SEX WITH WHOEVER, WHATEVER

Brothers and sisters, get your groove on. Romania is considering legalizing incest between consenting adults. It's already legal in France, Spain and Portugal.

In the U.S., incest is illegal in all 50 states and the District of Columbia.

But as one Romanian put it, "If brothers and sisters want to have fun, why should they be imprisoned?"

Meanwhile, Florida and Alaska are considering banning bestiality. There have been a number of goat rapes in Florida recently, and a blind man had sex with his guide dog.

I don't know what you guys think you're doing, but it's scaring the animals.

(AP)