THE WIT AND WISDOM OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

Bush on Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton: "Wait till her fat ass is sitting at this desk."

Bush on Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin: "I'm trying to remember if I've met her before. I'm sure I must have. What is she, the governor of Guam?"

Bush on President Barack Obama: "This is a dangerous world, and this cat isn't remotely qualified to handle it. This guy has no clue, I promise you."

(From the book "Speech-Less, Tales of a White House Survivor" by Matt Latimer, former speech writer to the president.)