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News, humor and commentary since 1949, because everyone's entitled to my opinion.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
New on the market, a personal
Taser
stun-gun. It fits in a leopard print holster with a built in MP3 player.
Some possible songs to carry:
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
I Shot the Sheriff
I've Got the Power
Killing Me Softly
Shock the Monkey
(Add your own song here.)
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